'Cars 2' drives into Boaz
In the new animated comedy adventure “Cars 2,” Lightning McQueen and his pit boss Mater journey overseas to compete in the World Grand Prix.
Mater (voiced by Larry the Cable Guy) takes center stage as he gets tangled up in a case of international espionage.
Rated G and showing in 3D, “Cars 2” is one of two new films playing at Boaz 9 Cinema this weekend.
The other is “Bad Teacher,” a crass R-rated comedy starring Cameron Diaz as a jilted, gold-digging middle school instructor trying to win the affections of Justin Timberlake’s substitute, whose family has money.
• According to its website Friday, Sand Mountain Twin Drive-in Theater in Boaz is showing “X-Men: First Class” and “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” on Screen 1; and “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” and “Rio” on Screen 2.
Midnight shows
Boaz 9 Cinema and Sand Mountain Twin Drive-In are showing midnight screenings of “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” on Tuesday night.
Concerts
Reliving the Memories Dinner Theater in Sardis City has scheduled a huge legends show Friday, July 1, at 7 p.m., according to the RTM website. A number of tribute artists, including Elvis, Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline and Roy Orbison, are set to perform.
Last weekend’s report
Superhero flick “Green Lantern” topped the North American box office last weekend, earning $53.1 million in its opening weekend.
Nostalgic sci-fi thriller “Super 8” ($21.4M) slipped one notch to No. 2.
Jim Carrey family comedy “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” ($18.4M) debuted at No. 3.
Superhero prequel “X-Men: First Class” ($11.9M) fell two spots to No. 4 in its third weekend.
“The Hangover: Part II” ($10M) dropped two slots to round out the top five.
Other picks of the week
DVD/Blu-ray: “The Adjustment Bureau.” A suspenseful thriller starring Matt Damon as an ambitious politician who falls for a beautiful ballet dancer. However, mysterious forces conspire to keep them apart.
Other DVD/Blu-rays released this week:
• “Cedar Rapids.” R-rated comedy starring Ed Helms (“The Hangover”) as a small-town insurance salesman who experiences the modern world while attending a convention in the big city.
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Mater (voiced by Larry the Cable Guy) takes center stage as he gets tangled up in a case of international espionage. Rated G and showing in 3D, “Cars 2” is one of two new films playing at Boaz 9 Cinema this weekend. The other is “Bad Teacher,” a crass
I was reading this fantastic article by Steven Hyden on the AV Club today about controversial art, mostly pertaining to music (though there is a funny side-tangent about Larry the Cable Guy and Ben Stein), and something struck me: at the beginning of

The “pistachio ice cream” lyric (sang by Larry the Cable Guy's 'Tow Mater') is the line kids will scream as they catch up. It's sort of like the song's “Leonard Bern-stein” moment. The chorus is too corny for country radio, but perfect for a kid's
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The goof on the ceremony itself (substituting the "Canadian royal family" for the Brits, with Parker-as-cable-newscaster ending every other observation with a variation of the phrase, "as is tradition") belongs on a short list of great self-contained
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If, if you with a pretty body then shit I'll probably take brain,
Cause the kid's a zombie, never did karate
But it's Daniel-san, all I'm missing is Mr. Miyagi.
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